The Kingdom of Myalia Llactian is a large, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 56 million Myalias are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Myalia Llactianian economy, worth 2.01 trillion MLAS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,878 MLAS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

It takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, only the brainiest citizens become academics, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Leader's childhood. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myalia Llactian's national animal is the Lion.

Myalia Llactian is ranked 188,110^th in the world and 259^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.